Friday, April 22, 2011

Boobs, Poop, Tits, and Taco Bell: The Story of Alexa Blanton

So as I've mentioned before on this blog, I do a weekly cooking party with friends Alexa, Kelsey, and Abby. We all set a time and cook something together via skype. This week we chose to make donuts. You make them by boiling cooking oil in a pan or pot, then dipping/frying biscuit dough in it. We all started making our donuts, and everything was going swell. Until we hear Alexa screaming bloody murder.

"DAAAAD!DAAAAAD!FIRE!FIRE!DAAAAD!"

Kelsey, Abby, Gwen and I all started watching Alexa run around her kitchen screaming. Her pot of oil was just bursting with flames and smoke. It was ridiculous. We started yelling to her "BAKING SODA!BAKING POWDER!FLOUR!" between our laughs. Yes, this makes us sound like horrible friends, but it was funny as hell. My mom had heard Alexa's fire alarm go off from another room, so she was in our kitchen also watching Alexa. She was the only one being responsible and trying to actually help poor Alexa. Eventually the flaming pot made it's way to Alexa's sink via her dad. But you could still see the light from the flames on the wall from her webcam. The fire was put out and all was okay, except for the supposed smoke marks on Alexa's kitchen walls.

After the whole ordeal ended, Abby, Kelsey, and I were all thankful that Alexa didn't die. We were also sad that everyone was too in a panic to screen cap any of that shit. Many tweets have come up because of it and I'm sure our followers are convinced we were on crack while tweeting.

Donut making ended at around 8:30/9:00, then came the usual skype chat/hanging out. Some of the best moments are from hanging out with friends on skype for long hours. During this particular skype call, Kelsey figured out how to record and auto-tune someone from her ipad. Alexa graciously seranaded us about killing wives and underage drinking. She also took the ooportunity to sing as Mike Lombardo, with Abby back-up singing, and Gwen and I doo-opping in the back. This special single will be coming your way soon on the internet, so keep and eye out. It contains the beautiful lyrics of "Boobs, poop,tits, and Taco Bell". EVERYONE wants to hear that song.

We all talked a bit longer then when our seperate ways. I talked with Kelsey afterwards. We are making plans for Memorial Day weekend. I'm so excited to get some time to actually hang out with internet friends. We have plans to try to be social people and go outside. Also for Gwen and I to start vlogging soon. Would you watch that? Leave a comment if you want to see Gwen and I make fools of ourselves for the whole internet to see!

Izzy